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Trevor Montgomery

I accidentally set my second foster parent's house on fire when I was six. I spent my ninth birthday in the dumping ground and I lived on the streets for sixteen years. I'm nineteen years old and I've never gone on a date. Never been to a fun-fair. Never been fishing. And now you know everything there is to know about me. I don't have the luxury of being more interesting than that.
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Landed myself a detention, what even. 

rainstormandtheriver:

Says the one that wanted a threesome with me and Adam.

I don’t remember this. You sure it wasn’t another dream of yours? 
 


Landed myself a detention, what even. 

rainstormandtheriver:

I’m a married woman, thank-you very much. The only dirty thoughts I have are about my husband. Though if Frenchie wants to join in, I wouldn’t say no~

Now who’s the pervert? 
 


Landed myself a detention, what even. 

rainstormandtheriver:

Pervert.

Like you don’t have dirty thoughts about the French teacher. 

 


Landed myself a detention, what even. 

rainstormandtheriver:

You just wanted to see some girl-on-girl.

Well, I wouldn’t have complained. 
 


Landed myself a detention, what even. 

rainstormandtheriver:

I almost did but figured it was best not to. Detention is one thing but I don’t need to be suspended. I totally could’ve taken her down though, she’d stand no chance in the arena.

Now that would have been entertaining. 
 


Landed myself a detention, what even. 

rainstormandtheriver:

We had some sub’ for Art and got told to create something that expressed who we are and where we are in our lives right now. So naturally, I painted the Mockingjay, flames and all because Hunger Games is my life right now. She told me I didn’t understand the assignment, I told her she didn’t understand life.

I’m almost 20 years old, like hell am I going to detention.

I swear, I thought you were gonna get up from your seat there and then and go all   Katniss on her ass right there and then. 
 



Some guy just walked into class in a tiger onesie.  

ditchthedodo:

Wow, nice comeback there, Trevor. Cat get your tongue, did it?

What? They are ugly, with their beady little eyes and their blood curdling screeches. 
 


/ ed sexwick does the tmi audio books. T____T I want to hear him read me the books. 


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Some guy just walked into class in a tiger onesie.  

ditchthedodo:

Good thing I’m a woman then, isn’t it? You can keep your smelly dogs, I’ll stick to lions.

Dogs aren’t smelly, cats are smelly..and ugly.